Your granddaddy came to this country thinking the streets were paved with it, your favorite rapper has it in his teeth, and your girlfriend wants it in every piece of jewelry you get her. That’s right, gold, gold, and more gold. So what about you?
What, your laptop isn’t covered in gold and doesn’t have a diamond Apple logo on it? Well for $60,000 you can update your Facebook status on a 24 carat gold and diamond Macbook Pro.
That iPhone of yours becomes outdated as soon as you walk out of the Mac Store, so how about preserving its value with a nice coating of gold and diamonds? The Million Dollar iPhone 4S was handmade with 24 carat gold and 500 diamonds, totalling over 100 carats. Ask Siri a question by holding down a 8.6 caret diamond on the navigation button, surrounded by 34 satellite jewels. Only two were produced so get on it!
It took seven months to create this million dollar phone, so by the time the iPhone 5 version comes out, your friends will probably have the iPhone 10. But at least yours will have gold in it.
We’ve made it to the other side of the rainbow, and this time there’s a leprechaun with a pot of Apple products waiting for us.