The World’s Most Expensive Halloween Costumes

Grab a bowl of candy and sit back because it’s the 1st ever Expensive Halloween Costume Edition of the Bluefish blog! Oh the horror…your wallet will be faced with.

This year we’ll ignore the popular costume choices, whether that be a conservatively dressed Miley Cyrus, a minion from Despicable Me, or Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg, and focus on the “out-of-the-box” costume ideas.

And by “out-of-the-box” we mean “out-of-most-people’s-price-range”.

No the actual costumes we feature here won’t be what scares you this October 31st. It’s the price tags that’ll make you jump out of your shoes and scream like your 3-year-old niece. And we’re not talking about those $100 costumes you find at Party City that are worth a buck fifty. These costumes will cost you in the ballpark of a round-trip first class plane ticket to Skeleton Lake! (yes, it exists)

Star Wars nerds are shelling out close to a grand for the Supreme Edition Boba Fett costume, while the DC Comic geeks are grabbing the Collector’s Edition Superman and Batman costumes for the same dollar amount. Boo!

Willing to spend a little more? For $1,400 you can strut around at your neighbor’s Halloween party (that you crashed) sporting a cool Fish Mascot costume. Then there’s the famous 8-foot tall Vampire Stalkaround costume for $2,000 and the SIREN Gem Tron Legacy costume for $2,500. Want to go gothic? Grab the Medieval Full Suit of Armor costume for just shy of $10K!

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any spookier, the Human Slinky® costume can be found on eBay for an affordable price of $1 million dollars! Holy Halloween.

The scariest part of all is the fact that some of us put more thought and research into our Halloween costumes than into the best school district to send our kids to.

And now to end with a joke: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Boo-berry pie with ice scream! Nailed it.

Trick or treat and a safe Halloween to everyone!


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